Tuesday, October 9, 2012

Bun DMC. Clever.

While watching The Five Year Engagement....

Erin: "Ha.  That's funny.  'Bun DMC' you see that tshirt?"

Jon:  "Yeah.  What does it mean?"

Erin:  "Oh Run DMC was this rap group.  They were a pretty big deal."


And for the record, the movie was OK.  We Red Boxed it.  But... ehhh .... I still wish The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel had been at the Red Box.  (sigh)

Sunday, May 20, 2012

Elizabeth Berkley vs. Barney the Dinosaur

Jeopardy with Alexi and Matt.  Yipes.

A while back a few of Jon's classmates, Alexi and Matt came over for dinner.  Naturally we watched Jeopardy while Jon finished making dinner.  He's a champ in the kitchen.  I have to say that I felt like a ringer this time and managed to get more Jeopardy answers correct than I usually do.  Meanwhile my guests (i.e. opponents) found themselves without answers.

The defining moment of the evening came via back-to-back questions from the 90's Entertainment category.

First Question

Alex Trebek:  "This actress starred in the controversial film titled, Showgirls"
Erin (yelling!):  "Who is Elizabeth Berkley?!?!!"
Alexi and Matt: [silent]

Elizabeth Berkley old skool
Elizabeth Berkley 'the new class'



















Second Question

Alex Trebek:  "This popular dinosaur's trademark colors included purple and green."
Erin:  [silent]  Thinking, "I know this!  I know it!  Somewhere in my brain the answer is clear, it is on the tip of my tongue!!!"
Alexi and Matt (who were virtually silent for the entire game):  [simultaneously]  "WHO IS BARNEY!!?!"




And then I had a generational moment.




Slash Was Interviewed on NPR This Morning

 Jon:  "I like this song.  It's by some band named something like Pandora or Panera."

Erin:  "Pantera?"

Jon:  "Is that a band?"

Erin:  "Yes."

Jon:  "Then that's it, Pantera."

Erin:  "But I'm pretty sure this song is by another band though, not Pantera."  (Knowing I vaguely associate Pantera's music with Megadeath and slash metal or something.)


...After a few moments that involve the iphone...



Jon:  "You're right.  It's a band called Guns N Roses."



Then I think, "Yep just some random band called Guns N Roses."

Monday, March 5, 2012

Generational Tragedy - The Cosby Show

The cast of the arguably best television show from the 1980's.  Duh.
Erin: "Jon, have you ever watched The Cosby Show?"
Jon: "No."

I didn't even react.  I couldn't.  I was in a state of such shock and bewilderment mixed with deep sadness faced with the realization that Jon Horne does not know the wonder of The Cosby Show.  Rudy, Theo and Cockroach, the fat kid who Bill Cosby bounced on his knee, the car accident with Stevie Wonder...  COME ON!  Dr. Huxtable!

From Left to Right: President Obama, Joe-Jamal Biden, Michelle Obama
This came to light while watching Maya Rudolf's Saturday Night Live debut on Hulu tonight (thank you, Spooner).  They did a spoof called The Obama Show. It was pretty hilarious; the best part was definitely Joe-Jamal Biden.  When I noticed that Jon was not laughing, I had to dig deeper.... the truth uncovered.  Never seen The Cosby Show.  I am shaking my head, incredulous.

Good Lord I love The Cosby Show

Monday, February 27, 2012

"Haven't you ever heard of civil rights? It's the nineties."



We watched Brides Maids and I laughed so hard at times that I could not breathe.  The disclaimer here is that the film is most definitely vulgar at times, but the hilarity wins out.  Seriously, Jon and I both loved this movie.  For me, in addition to the jokes exchanged between characters Lillien and Annie, the 80's references to Kirk Cameron and mix tapes were great!  At the end when Wilson Philips surprises everyone at the wedding and starts singing Hold On, Jon looked over at me and seriously asked, "Have you ever heard this song before?"

Ahem.  "Yes.  I have."

Sunday, February 12, 2012

I Should Have Just Referenced Coolio's Line From Gangsta's Paradise

When I turned 24 my friend, Grafton deButts said that I went from the "Jordan year to the Gordon year."  We laughed at his wit, and obviously knew he was talking about Michael Jordan, Bulls jersey number 23 and Jeff Gordon, race car number 24.  Duh.

Jon has a friend from work whose wife recently turned 24.  I was trying to make conversation!  I was trying to be witty!  (Bad idea).  Recalling Grafton's success with that comment many moons ago, I thought I'd try it out.. ya know, get a chuckle or two, win a few friends.  I mean, I've heard jokes fall flat many times in my day, but this was awful. 
Womp.

After I said it, it was like the whole restaurant went quiet and all the patrons knew I said something really stupid.  Sweet Jon couldn't even help me; I was just dangling out there.  Quickly, rather than make it about the age gap, I blamed the miscommunication on a Virginia/NASCAR thing. (Way cooler, obviously.  Great recovery.  NASCAR! Really, Erin?)  Which maybe made sense?  Everyone else at the table hailed from far-away states like Illinois, Texas, Arizona and Nevada.

At least, this is what I keep telling myself.

Oy vey.

Sunday, January 29, 2012

Reversal

Tonight Jon Horne threw me a real curve ball.  We were sitting in a class, quietly sharing witty banter in the back of the room when Jon made this reference:  "Should I go get a huge hammer and smash some vegetables?"  I stared at him with a blank look and then squinched my face.  "What?"  With a twinkle in his eye, he whispered, "You know, Gallagher" and promptly erupted into laughter at his own joke.  JON HORNE REFERENCED THE COMEDY OF GALLAGHER AND I DIDN'T GET IT.


Once he connected the dots for me, I was totally with him, but man.  He reached further back than my pop-culture brain was able to go.  Tightly-fitting striped shirts, a huge hammer, and a watermelon... lucky for you all, he's still touring.  And you can check his dates HERE.